Technicolor Underpants
05.03.04 (6:46 am) [edit]
Good Morning Friends!
Happy Monday. :wink:
I have lots too talk about today, but first I thought I would share something I found really funny.
First, do you know all of the benefits of becomeing a "pro" tblogger?
In my opinion, $20 a year isn't much if you blog every day and consider your blog an extension of your personality.
1. You can choose a pro template instead of the plain templates provided by tblog. There are tons of free "linkware" templates out there to choose from. MizGraphics made this one, but this was just one of many I considered. (Make sure that that template you choose is a "Blogger" template. Movingtype, etc. won't work here.)
2. You can upload images from your own files. Meaning.. you don't have to use photobucket. But beware, you only get a certain amount of space.
3. You get the satisfaction of helping pay for a really excellent service. I find it amazing that tblog provides us with free blogs, templates and all that we need to maintain it; all the while keeping our blogs completely banner free.
4. You get 4x the tbucks! Wow. (Ok, so this really isn't a big deal considering you really can't do jack sh*t with the bucks.. But it's fun to hand out bucks to hungry newbies. Thanks Irish :wink:)
5. The single most fun advantage to going pro however is.... (drumroll please)
Viewing your Stats! This morning I was looking at how people "found me" on the net. You wouldn't believe some of the key words that people have used to find me. (If you don't have the calendar on your blog, you may want to consider installing it. That's how you get listed in Google, Yahoo and AOL search engines.)
This is just a few of the results that I found this morning.
(I'll list the words they used to find me.)
1) "Blog Headers" - I was the very first result for this in an AOL search. :shock:
2) "Pictures Skipperkee" - This is atleast the 10th time I've been browsed because of Rinny the f*ckin Skipperkee.
3) "Sasser worm stay online" - Whoever found me this way. I'm so very sorry. :(
4) "Eloping to Maui" - Who knew?
5) "PSP 7 Tutorials" - Sorry dude. Wish I had some of my own tutorials for you. Maybe one of these days.
6) "Sex" - Wanna know what suprises me about this one? It isn't that common that I'm found using this search! (I guess that's a good thing, eh?)
7) "Bed shaking" - LMAO... Remember the bed shaking alarm clark post? Yep. That did it. Too funny!
8) "Scrapbooking fruit loops" - I'm scared to ask.
9) "Summer PSP brushes" - Dude, I hope you found what you were looking for. If not, visit Robin's PSP resources. (Her link is listed on the right!)
10) "Photobucket preteen" - I have the sneaky suspicion that this guy didn't find what he was looking for. :wink:
Just for giggles here are a few more "keywords" to keep Google busy.
Rhinoceros butt
Technicolor Underpants
Fishy Smelling Shoes
French Fry Refugees
Dolphin Sex
Benefits of Stapling your eyelids shut
That should keep 'em busy for awhile. LMAO!
Happy Monday. :wink:
I have lots too talk about today, but first I thought I would share something I found really funny.
First, do you know all of the benefits of becomeing a "pro" tblogger?
In my opinion, $20 a year isn't much if you blog every day and consider your blog an extension of your personality.
1. You can choose a pro template instead of the plain templates provided by tblog. There are tons of free "linkware" templates out there to choose from. MizGraphics made this one, but this was just one of many I considered. (Make sure that that template you choose is a "Blogger" template. Movingtype, etc. won't work here.)
2. You can upload images from your own files. Meaning.. you don't have to use photobucket. But beware, you only get a certain amount of space.
3. You get the satisfaction of helping pay for a really excellent service. I find it amazing that tblog provides us with free blogs, templates and all that we need to maintain it; all the while keeping our blogs completely banner free.
4. You get 4x the tbucks! Wow. (Ok, so this really isn't a big deal considering you really can't do jack sh*t with the bucks.. But it's fun to hand out bucks to hungry newbies. Thanks Irish :wink:)
5. The single most fun advantage to going pro however is.... (drumroll please)
Viewing your Stats! This morning I was looking at how people "found me" on the net. You wouldn't believe some of the key words that people have used to find me. (If you don't have the calendar on your blog, you may want to consider installing it. That's how you get listed in Google, Yahoo and AOL search engines.)
This is just a few of the results that I found this morning.
(I'll list the words they used to find me.)
1) "Blog Headers" - I was the very first result for this in an AOL search. :shock:
2) "Pictures Skipperkee" - This is atleast the 10th time I've been browsed because of Rinny the f*ckin Skipperkee.
3) "Sasser worm stay online" - Whoever found me this way. I'm so very sorry. :(
4) "Eloping to Maui" - Who knew?
5) "PSP 7 Tutorials" - Sorry dude. Wish I had some of my own tutorials for you. Maybe one of these days.
6) "Sex" - Wanna know what suprises me about this one? It isn't that common that I'm found using this search! (I guess that's a good thing, eh?)
7) "Bed shaking" - LMAO... Remember the bed shaking alarm clark post? Yep. That did it. Too funny!
8) "Scrapbooking fruit loops" - I'm scared to ask.
9) "Summer PSP brushes" - Dude, I hope you found what you were looking for. If not, visit Robin's PSP resources. (Her link is listed on the right!)
10) "Photobucket preteen" - I have the sneaky suspicion that this guy didn't find what he was looking for. :wink:
Just for giggles here are a few more "keywords" to keep Google busy.
Rhinoceros butt
Technicolor Underpants
Fishy Smelling Shoes
French Fry Refugees
Dolphin Sex
Benefits of Stapling your eyelids shut
That should keep 'em busy for awhile. LMAO!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (6:55 am)
Tbucks are useless? Oh no - I just sent my housepayment off with tbucks. Shit.
Considering some of my topics, I don't think I'd want to know how some people came to my site. LOL
Your site rocks and your pics rock and your commentary on why you should join rocks.
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (7:05 am)
I'm sure Rocky won't mind footing the bill. Right, Rocky?
LMAO...
posted by: chicalookate (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (7:07 am)
I decided to go pro a few weeks ago and the stats are by far the best reason. I have been found by "gramma porn", "cough syrup music" and "How to maeasure your dick" just to name a few... I am sure they didn't find what they wanted. And since I do blog every day it is worth a dollor or 2.
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (7:44 am)
Reply to: chicalookate
Exactly Kate! "Cough syrup music"??? I'm scared to ask.
Makes me wonder about some of the stuff I plug into google!
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (7:44 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
LOL Scuba.. I didn't see all of your post the first time I respnded.
(Note to self: Scroll.)
Thanks honey!
posted by: OopS (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (9:32 am)
Reply to: ScubaDiva
"Your site rocks and your pics rock and your commentary on why you should join rocks."
Totally agree with Scuba!
posted by: Daisymae (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (10:34 am)
How funny..That d*mn dog hated you and still haunts you doesn't he!!
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (10:40 am)
Reply to: OopS
Thanks hun! :D
<--grinnin like a fool. Officially.
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (10:41 am)
Reply to: Daisymae
Hell yes. I can not stand even seeing a dog that reminds me of him. I have chillbumps thinking about it! Damn your dumb dog!! Damn him to HELL!
Ok. I'm better.
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (11:33 am)
LMAO! :D Did Rocky pay you to plug the pro-option on tblog?? Cos if he didn't he shoulda.... sterling job sweetie, nearly had me sold on it for a nano-second there! :-P
I'd be intrigued to see what people type in to get to my blog tho... technicolour undies... now that's a good one ;)
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (12:33 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Nope! He probably has no clue as a matter of fact! LOL!
Technicolor underpants - I figured I'd get the science nerds and the pervs all in one whack. ;)
posted by: Cyberpal (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (1:04 pm)
Reply to: JennsAbsent
You're right abt the nerds and perv's there!!
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (2:26 pm)
I find out my referrers through my free counter. I think I mentioned once that people kept hitting my blog looking for Rainbow Bright Underwear. LOL at your keywords.
posted by: dumblondegirl (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (2:28 pm)
I've also thought about going pro... But other than supporting the website, I couldn't think of another reason. Can you use templates without going pro?
posted by: SSWarrior (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (3:47 pm)
LMAO
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (5:32 pm)
Reply to: dumblondegirl
I wonder how much info my counter gives out... I know it gives me all of the hit, unique, return, etc.
About the pro membership and templates - You can't use a custom template unless you have a pro membership.
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (5:52 pm)
Reply to: SSWarrior
Thanks for stopping by SS.. Pull up a chair. What can I get ya to drink?
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (5:54 pm)
Reply to: Cyberpal
Next time I'm going for the surfer boys and 40 something's. :D
posted by: rocky (reply)
post date: 05.03.04 (8:02 pm)
What about the comment notification feature? Hehe.
posted by: JennsAbsent (reply)
post date: 05.04.04 (5:35 am)
Reply to: rocky
Crap! I knew I was forgetting something! I was thinking and thinking and then my brain got hot and then I couldn't think anymore.
Thanks for reminding me.
;-)
posted by: SSWarrior (reply)
post date: 05.04.04 (6:32 pm)
Reply to: JennsAbsent
well lets see know ;) lol
